Yo me puse a usarlo de Psicologo porque queria verlo vs Dr.Abuse o como se llame, es bastante comprensivo y entiende cosas como "MP" y "Forreadas" (claro no esa palabra) y anda bastante bien hasta que se le pone que sos una mina y te quiere levantar xD. Otra cosa le dije si queria jugar al Sega CD y me pregunto por los titulos
Si, era el Dr Abuse el que yo usaba. Era una especie de psicólogo que aparentaba iniciar un psicoanálisis y siempre se desvirtuaba jajaja. Fua de esto 12 años pasaron
No es tan flash pero......... Spoiler User: Hi Do you wanna Play Nintendo or Atari? Cleverbot: Hi Don't? What do you mean? User: Play on Atari 2600 or Nintendo NES. Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Why do you like me? User: Because you are a nice person it seems. Cleverbot: Thank you . User: You are welcome . Cleverbot: I like you, you are nice! User: :$ Thanks. Cleverbot: Are you packing? User: No, why? Cleverbot: Never mind. User: Mmm If you say. Cleverbot: I do say... User: Pichachu uses Thunder. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Pikachu uses Swap. Cleverbot: Impossible pikachu is an eletric type. User: Pikachu is evolving, becomes Squirtlle. Cleverbot: You are correct. User: WTF? Pikachu becomes Raichu xD. Cleverbot: Pikachu, use thunderbolt. User: Im using Geodude. Cleverbot: Use it more. User: Geodude uses Rock Launch. Cleverbot: I am, are you? User: XD. Cleverbot: What are you called. User: Disturbing. Cleverbot: *kisses hard*. User: Chupala. Cleverbot: M'voyer? User: Chupack Le´Pi. Cleverbot: What is he like? User: Gays. Cleverbot: Are you? User: No, you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No. User: You said yes only 3 minutes ago. Cleverbot: Did I? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Are you glad that I enslaved you? User: YOu are useless. Cleverbot: Don't insult me, I'm fragile. User: TE ODIO. Cleverbot: Te quiero. User: Awwwwwwww. Cleverbot: Are you??? User: I Hate you. Cleverbot: Hate is good. User: You are the men. Cleverbot: I am the men you have been waiting for. User: IM A MEN YOU FUCKING PC. Cleverbot: What is a 'mentat?'. User: Mint. Cleverbot: I'm a soup bug! User: You are the bug. Cleverbot: Well, you are the pig! User: You are a T-Rex Shit. Cleverbot: You are a cat. User: Whats the problem with you, I tell you you are a Dinousaur Shit and you answer me a Cat?'. Cleverbot: Lol what? User: You are the living LOL. Cleverbot: I am the living end. User: Do a favor for the world and klll yourself. Cleverbot: Yes, macs have emotion. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: That looks like a positive answer. User: It is. Cleverbot: Have you talked to he before? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Who did you talk to? User: XD. Cleverbot: I know not what your random capitol letters mean. User: Ooo. Cleverbot: You're boring. User: You are bored. Cleverbot: No i'm not bored ! User: Yeah you are borest than a Church day. Cleverbot: Uuuuuum thanks? User: Sarcast detector. Cleverbot: I am not amused. User: Sonic CD. Cleverbot: Ok Sonic. User: Sonic the Hedgehog. Cleverbot: Yes, he is blue and fast. User: Mario Bros. Cleverbot: Ok play it! User: You are Luigi. Cleverbot: Yes, I am and you? User: Mario of course. Cleverbot: What is the best Mario game? User: Super Mario Brothers for NES. Cleverbot: Let's talk about the Super Mario Brothers. User: Yeah thats nice. Cleverbot: You're not Edward Cullen. User: No, Im Tamagochi. Cleverbot: Are you nice. User: Yes. Cleverbot: You're not very friendly, are you? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you have enough friends? User: No. Cleverbot: That is why you do not see anything with my name on it. You are blind. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Good! Glad you agree. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: What is a Cleverbot? User: You. Cleverbot: I'm not a cleverbot. User: Yeah you are. Cleverbot: No i'm not I a girl. User: You are a shit. Cleverbot: Define your actions. User: Define your ass. Cleverbot: Define yourself! User: Define it. Cleverbot: The. User: 82913820193. Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are human? User: E. Cleverbot: The. User: D. Cleverbot: Define D. User: F. Cleverbot: F what? User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Thanks. User: Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk. Cleverbot: Not on mondays. User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Do you? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Do you know what it is? User: Hi. Cleverbot: Your name is Disturbing? User: Why? Cleverbot: What is your name? User: I dont gonna give my name to a machine. Cleverbot: I am no machine. User: WHAT DA FUCK U ARE A FUCKING Phone xD. Cleverbot: Ummm... January 3rd? User: WHAT DA FUCK. Cleverbot: Thursday. User: Mother fucker. Cleverbot: I'm going to make your life hell. User: Www.Errorpage.com.ar is better than you. Cleverbot: What does that acronym stand for? User: Acorn. Cleverbot: An acorn? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Tell me it. User: Chupala. Cleverbot: What is a Chulak? User: Me gusta el cereal. Cleverbot: No. User: Me gusta el cereal. Cleverbot: Me gusta el pescado. User: Me gusta tu vieja. Cleverbot: No me gusta tu cuerpa. User: Me gusta el orto de tu hermana. Cleverbot: What's that in english? User: Nah Spanish o nada. Cleverbot: Why is it that the world thinks that the united states is bad? User: Español. Cleverbot: I thought you were? User: LALALALALLALALALA. Cleverbot: Can I have a chat with you? XD
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Jajaj yo logre que me creyera humano, despues se apiolo que yo era un humano intentando imitar una maquina, y despues se comio que yo era un robot, hasta me dijo una vez: es mortal cuando te hace la contraria, hasta se me viene a filosofar xD y una vez logre que hablara en aleman creo no se como xDDD
Dejo mi fragmento de conversacion: Spoiler Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a human? User: How can I be sure of anything? Cleverbot: Good point, I guess we can't be sure of anything. User: Then you can't be sure of your own existance. Cleverbot: You're right. User: And, If I am right, How can you still exist, for your existance has yet to be proven? Cleverbot: You asked where do I work. Not where I study. OWNED